Scene: Driving to Mondoville Middle School with the Spawn, about 7:20 a.m.
MondoSpawn: It’s too bad Gotham City doesn’t exist in our universe, because I would totally go to Gotham University.
Prof. Mondo: Well, you could always try Miskatonic.
MS: That’d be cool! I’d love to meet Cthulhu!
PM: I know they hype Cthulhu in the brochures, but you’d probably just be stuck with an adjunct Shoggoth. I mean, if the stars line up right, you might get a senior seminar with Nyarlathotep…
MS: But I bet the sorority mixers rock. And I hear the Unholy Cult of Dagon runs the chapel services.
And then I dropped her off for school.