The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that two patrons of the University of Kentucky’s main library were stabbed in the feet by an unknown assailant:
An alert issued Wednesday evening by the university states that UK Police are investigating two incidents that occurred Monday evening in the basement of the W.T. Young Library. In both cases, the victims said a man crawled under a study desk and used something sharp to puncture their feet.
It’s a long-standing joke that a pervert in Kentucky is someone who would rather have sex than watch basketball, but apparently we may need to expand the definition.