Even More Rapture-y Goodness

Via a facebook (and real-life) friend, a professor considers his or her students’ Rapture FAQ — I’m surprised Mondoville’s Dark Tower didn’t make us add this to our syllabi:

Q: What if my instructor is raptured?
A: None of our instructors bear much chance of being judged worthy. However, on the off chance your instructor is chosen, an army of unemployed secular Marxists is waiting to take his/her place.

About profmondo

Dad, husband, mostly free individual, medievalist, writer, and drummer. "Gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche."
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2 Responses to Even More Rapture-y Goodness

  1. PonderingPilgrim says:

    Nope not a single one of us will get raptured. Ruptured perhaps, but not raptured. 🙂

  2. Sid Winek says:

    Amen.

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