No longer need I keep raking in the sweet, sweet blogcash from you, my readers simply to keep myself supplied with the jelly stuff I scrape off of tinned Vienna sausages! I’m headed for Easy Street, or at least Reasonably Simple Avenue. You see, I found this in my e-mail a few minutes ago:
Greetings,I am Mrs.Nelly Graham an aging widow suffering from long time illness. i am currently admitted in a hospital here in Abidjan cote d’ Ivore, I have some funds I inherited from my late loving husband Mr.Graham Humanity The amount of US$7.000, 000.00 which he deposited in one of the Security Company Here in cote d’ivore and I need a honest and God fearing person who have the feelings of human that can use this funds for God’s work and 15% out of the total funds will be for your compasation for doing this work of God. I saw your email from internet and decided to contact you.
Please if you would be able to use these funds for the Lord’s work kindly reply to me. Please I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives around me always.
That’s a cool 1.05 mil heading to Mondoville, babies — and I’ll be wearing the platinum training pants.
And some people thought being a medievalist wasn’t the path to obscene wealth. Pfaugh! And pfaugh! again!
Off to price a fleet of convertible Jags…