Seduction Pro Tip

A female friend of mine told me the other day about the following encounter.

During her freshman year, a young gentleman invited her to his room for a study session. My friend, being a freshpeep, was naive enough to believe him and accept. Having lured her to his den of iniquity, he decided to set the mood…

by playing Rush.

No steamy snugglebunnies occurred that night — or any other.


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Dad, husband, mostly free individual, medievalist, writer, and drummer. "Gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche."
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8 Responses to Seduction Pro Tip

  1. The Ancient says:

    Long, long ago, it might have barely worked with Merrilee Rush.

    (She was great in concert — and like almost everyone else in those days, she played dances. I remember that she had a chubby, red-headed lead guitar player who sang a killer rendition of “Respect” — complete with falsetto.)

  2. J. Otto Pohl says:

    That was a very bad move on his part. He should have gone with Barry White.

  3. nightfly says:

    But if it HAD worked? You could say he’d found the girl of his dreams.

  4. Jeff says:

    That poor kid. Everyone knows the first two Marillion albums are the real way to a college girl’s heart.

  5. Linda Roberts says:

    Never rush into things…

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