… if I were on the market, I’d be trying for this particular job opening. I have to acknowledge, however, that a university system with such openings really can’t complain about underfunding.
I’d love to read the applications, though:
To the Attention of the Hiring Committee:
I’m a typewriter jockey with a c.v. that would make a bishop kick a hole through a stained glass window. I can slice through Homi Bhabha’s prose style like a .38 slug through fog…