The Hills Are Alive with The Sound of Mucus…

Since Withywindle dropped the gauntlet, and as a long-time fan of MAD Magazine’s musical parodies, here we go…

How do you solve a problem like Ebo-laaaa?
How do you keep the virus from your door?
There’s not much you can do once you’ve seen it ain’t the flu
And you’re squirting blood from each and every pore!

If your fever is low-grade, but your will is not yet made,
You might want to sneak around the quarantine…
Did you miss the protocols? Hear the hacking in the halls
As your neighbors turn a sickly shade of green!

How do you solve a problem like Ebo-laaaa?
How do you keep the pestilence at bay?
If you keep your hazmat suit, maybe you’ll be left to loot
Once the population dwindles all awayyyyy!

I await my call from Julie Andrews, or maybe Carrie Underwood…

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About profmondo

Dad, husband, mostly free individual, medievalist, writer, and drummer. "Gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche."
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