This response seems utterly appropriate, as far as I can tell. The damage one of those things can do is terrifying.
I’ve seen it, man. I’ve seen it. (Adopts thousand-yard stare.)
I’m only sorry those poor kids had to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, but sometimes the innocent must suffer.
A tip of the Mondo Mortarboard to Terran McCanna, via Facebook.