One of the boilerplate lines in my my syllabi appears to have struck a chord with some of my colleagues. The picture is of a sign/placard posted in a history prof’s classroom, and I just had a prof from the music department ask if it was okay if he posted it on the Book of Faces. I said, “Sure/”
Not exactly Lincoln’s Second Inaugural Address, but I’ll take it.
(ADDENDUM: The Spawn refers to that part of my syllabus as “the ‘May Contain Allergens’ warning.”)
Professor Mondo 
Not a bad line, but I’m not sure you can claim ownership; it’s the official corporate motto of Spirit Airlines.
As my cousin the Delta pilot says, there’s a reason the Spirit livery looks like crime scene tape.