Worst Action Movie Title Ever (Non-Existent Division)

Posted on February 2, 2011 by profmondo

I’m going with Hippie Justice, but will listen to nominations from the floor.

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12 Responses to Worst Action Movie Title Ever (Non-Existent Division)

  1. majormaddog says:
    February 3, 2011 at 9:41 am

    I don’t see anything wrong with “Hippie Justice”. Over at IMDB, the worst rated action title is “Shirley Pimple in the John Wayne Temple of Doom,” although I must admit I like that title too. http://www.imdb.com/chart/action Or how about “Ultra Warrior,” “Leather and Iron,” or “Mean Mother” (other contenders on the IMDB list). Maybe the best one on the list is “Night Train to Mundo Fine.” Change the “u” to an “o” and you’re really got something there, eh?

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    • profmondo says:
      February 3, 2011 at 9:46 am

      I just envision Hippie Justice as having scenes like this:

      Bad Guy: The bomb will go off at noon unless I receive 3-point-two billion dollars.
      Hippie: Dude, that’s… that’s just… man…
      (Bomb explodes.)

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      • MikeC says:
        February 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm

        This reminds me of the movie “Pineapple Express”. I expected nothing of the film. I laughed my arse off.

  2. Wonderduck says:
    February 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Hippie Justice II: Hippie Vengeance

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  4. profmondo says:
    February 3, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    And then there’s the novelization: Patchouli Heat.

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  5. nightfly says:
    February 3, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    “Dance of the Sugar Plum Furies”
    “Early-Bird Rampage”
    “The Actuary”
    “Raiders of the Lost ABBA”
    “My Dinner with Andre II: A Dish Served Cold”

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